I've never met one I've retreated from. You sound like you're eager to be put in your place. A victory for me, and not quite a defeat for you, I suppose.
That's not true. He had you. I should be making the brave effort to prove myself a worthy rider, shouldn't I? A very deserving, dedicated one. Of course I'm no expert, but ... I'm almost certain that's what Shai-Hulud would ask of me.
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( ha ... ha... get it. )
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A thing is usually at least a little hard when you're around.
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I don't think breathing in your direction is at danger of waking up Shai-Hulud.
( google is it sacrilegious to compare your husband's dick to his deity )
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Don't believe me? Test me sometime.
You know, we call people who can capture and ride a sandworm sandriders.
Alina Atreides Sandrider, in that case.
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Your bluff is terribly obvious.
( narrator voice: it was probably not a bluff )
Are the sandworms always so easy to capture and ride?
I hardly broke a sweat.
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You sound like you're eager for more of a challenge.
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You sound like you're eager to be put in your place.
A victory for me, and not quite a defeat for you, I suppose.
( 😇 )
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Then again, Shai-Hulud never had so beautiful a rider. I'm sure he would understand.
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I should be making the brave effort to prove myself a worthy rider, shouldn't I? A very deserving, dedicated one.
Of course I'm no expert, but ... I'm almost certain that's what Shai-Hulud would ask of me.