Name. (Fancy wizard titles accepted, I suppose.) Caroline Elizabeth Forbes Position you're applying for: Head of the beautification committee (cleaning and hanging of bespoke seasonal decor.) Why do you want to work at Sol & Scroll? I like to clean and you probably hate it. You're hosting a tea party for magical creatures—who's on the guest list, and what are you serving? Do you have any availability restrictions due to full moons or other celestial events? How much of a prick are you? (On a scaled ranking.) How tall are you? How many boxes of books can you lift in a day? (This is the most important.) 5'8", all of them. I am stronger than any boy that works there already. What are your feelings on witches? Sunlight? (This is the second most important.) My best friend is a witch! Imagine you found a crying kettle on the ground. How would you approach it? With a tea cozy because a warm blanket makes everything better.
[ she's ignored much of the application and written at the bottom: ]
I'm not answering that other stuff. I will bring you cookies. Hire me.
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Position you're applying for: Head of the beautification committee (cleaning and hanging of bespoke seasonal decor.)
Why do you want to work at Sol & Scroll? I like to clean and you probably hate it.
You're hosting a tea party for magical creatures—who's on the guest list, and what are you serving?
Do you have any availability restrictions due to full moons or other celestial events?
How much of a prick are you? (On a scaled ranking.)
How tall are you? How many boxes of books can you lift in a day? (This is the most important.) 5'8", all of them. I am stronger than any boy that works there already.
What are your feelings on witches? Sunlight? (This is the second most important.) My best friend is a witch!
Imagine you found a crying kettle on the ground. How would you approach it? With a tea cozy because a warm blanket makes everything better.
[ she's ignored much of the application and written at the bottom: ]
I'm not answering that other stuff. I will bring you cookies. Hire me.