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[chipped]

[ Well. This is awkward. ]

So.

D'you reckon we have to get the thing annulled, or do you think it doesn't really matter on account of being issued to us by a bloke dressed as Devil Elvis

[peasant]

( why must men return to haunt her about things she's been actively trying to repress. )

Legally? Probably not binding.
Spiritually? I think we’re safe unless the Saints have a sense of humor I don’t want to test.

Though if you start referring to me as your ex-wife in front of people, I will set something on fire. Possibly you.

[chipped]

"Estranged wife" work better for you?

[peasant]

Better than "late husband," which was honestly next if you said "beloved" again.

[chipped]

Oh, come on. You loved it. Got you all hot and bothered every time.