☀️ ᴀʟɪɴᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴋᴏᴠ. (
peasant
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2024-12-22 03:06 am (UTC)
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If you're not going to tell me, I'll just make my own assumptions.
You're trying to lure me out because you've planned a surprise party for me. Dancing clowns in a cake included.
My perfume makes you break out in hives, and you don't have the heart to tell me.
Oh, you're secretly, desperately in love with me, and your heart is going to give out if you look at me.
This is an elaborate robbery attempt, and you need to lure me out alone.
You're a spy, and this is an elaborate drop-off point. Should I continue?
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no subject
You're trying to lure me out because you've planned a surprise party for me. Dancing clowns in a cake included.
My perfume makes you break out in hives, and you don't have the heart to tell me.
Oh, you're secretly, desperately in love with me, and your heart is going to give out if you look at me.
This is an elaborate robbery attempt, and you need to lure me out alone.
You're a spy, and this is an elaborate drop-off point. Should I continue?