peasant: (alina-sab-00104)
☀️ ᴀʟɪɴᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴋᴏᴠ. ([personal profile] peasant) wrote 2024-12-14 06:07 pm (UTC)

He's not a puppy.

( says local woman who speaks of her husband like he's a puppy, entirely oblivious to the fact that he is, indeed, a lovesick puppy. )

There's this very rare invention. Have you heard of it?
I hear they call it a 'bed'. Built for the sole purpose of sleeping and ravishing. Fascinating.

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