( she lets that sarcasm sit suspensefully, like dangling a treat above an untrained puppy's head. then, after she's made him wait: )
When no one's watching, I steal apple tarts from the kitchen. I left a soggy worm in my friend's pillowcase after she ate the last cinnamon roll at breakfast. And sometimes, when I feel particularly daring, I eat chocolate in the bath so no one will ask me to share.
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( she lets that sarcasm sit suspensefully, like dangling a treat above an untrained puppy's head. then, after she's made him wait: )
When no one's watching, I steal apple tarts from the kitchen.
I left a soggy worm in my friend's pillowcase after she ate the last cinnamon roll at breakfast.
And sometimes, when I feel particularly daring, I eat chocolate in the bath so no one will ask me to share.